I FOUND MY OLD SCHOOL BUS PASS PICTURES HAHAH it’s like
little me hello
weird growing up me
then bam hello puberty
people messaging me if I have a mega pokemon evolution, this is me now lol
Well fuck me sideways and call me Ash
“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”
I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.
To this day, I still have absolutely no idea if he actually did the right thing by shooting little Tiffany. His story was very convincing…
I totally bought that he was right.
I always though this was about not demonizing people based on how they look, instead focussing on what they do.
THAT’S RIGHT AGENT J
this is an actual scene from the movie
Can we talk about how in Twilight mythology Jake was apparently in love with Bella’s egg while it was still in her ovaries? Because it’s been years and I’m still not over that.
even imaginary men in literature are genuinely so fucking disgusting
And lets not forget that SMeyer wrote Bella as being more incensed by a lame nickname than the fact that her best friend has just “imprinted” on her NEONATE daughter—who’s going to age to adulthood within a few years, and he’s gonna be “uncle Jacob”, til he’s not.
Bella, sweetie, big picture here.
SMeyer, creeper, eat glass.
the biggest problem being that Jacob kissed Bella against her will, and it was presented as romantic
that Jacob and Edward talked about forcing Bella to have an abortion and Edward offered Jacob the opportunity to have kids with her, without her even being present for this conversation, much less consenting to this, and it was presented as romantic
on top of all the times Edward dismantled Bella’s car in some way or another to prevent her from going places when he didn’t want her to
SMeyer deserves more shit for romanticizing abusive relationships throughout the entire series than for the strangeness of this once scene
well fucking said
I was obsessed with Twilight when I was a preteen and was literally the picture of a rabid Twihard. like, every bad stereotype about Twilight fangirls, that was all me. and I was so in love with Edward Cullen and waited over a year for Breaking Dawn to come out so I could get it at the midnight release.
and then I finally got it and stayed up all night reading it
and I got to this exact scene in the book
and I literally opened the window and flung the book out into the night